I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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