Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight

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(415): View more from California

$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise

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(937): View more from Ohio

Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?

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(408): View more from California

Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?

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(416): View more from Toronto

Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?

(416): View more from Toronto

I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way

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(512): View more from Texas

You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.

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(207): View more from Maine

How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.

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