How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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