But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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