i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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