I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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