I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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