Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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