The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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