She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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