guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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