dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I enjoy the company of your penis
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