and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You really coming over, don't trick.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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