This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
