He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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