Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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