my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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