so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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