She is in my trunk
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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