How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I faked an abortion last night.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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