Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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