you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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