Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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