if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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