So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
false alarm, still single
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