whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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