It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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