Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
