is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize