I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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