do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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