Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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