ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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