On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He did a backflip because drugs
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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