Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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