I bet he comes in French.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
