you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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