do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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