it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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