idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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