I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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