Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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