So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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