question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We named our party play list daddy issues
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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