You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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