who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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