U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He felt like a one man threesome
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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