Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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