So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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