mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This house was built for laser tag.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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