38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just blew my weed a kiss
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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