Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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