I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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