Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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